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- "Do you think you can stop people from needing drugs, Detective?"
- ―Elsa Lichtmann
Elsa Lichtmann is a central character in L.A. Noire. She is the singer at The Blue Room nightclub.
Biography[]
Background[]
Elsa was born in Germany in 1917. During Adolf Hitler's rise to power, she fled to the United States with her friend Lou Buchwalter after both their parents were killed by Nazis. She was detained with Lou for four years on Ellis Island in New York. She described Lou as her best friend and the "only man who ever loved her without putting his hands on her", implying that she may have been sexually abused in the past. By 1947, Elsa worked as a singer in The Blue Room nightclub. She became a drug addict and sought help from Dr. Harlan Fontaine.
Events of L.A. Noire[]
Traffic and Homicide[]
- "Hi, Elsa. Here's someone I'd like you to meet. Cole Phelps, war hero and crime fighter extraordinaire."
- ―Roy Earle introduces Elsa to Cole.
She was first introduced to Cole Phelps by Roy Earle after his promotion from Traffic when Roy took Cole and Stefan Bekowsky out to the The Blue Room to celebrate his excellent case-cracking skills. The first time Cole saw Elsa, she was crying about Lou's death. Roy then slapped her. Cole developed a love interest in her, and frequently visited the club after solving cases to see her sing.
Vice[]
When Cole got the chance to speak to her about the stolen morphine, however, she was far from forthcoming. Phelps later tailed Elsa's cab at night back to her hotel with the intent to get a lead from her, though this was merely an excuse to get close to her. Despite him being married, Elsa welcomed him into her room and the two began an affair.
However, Roy Earle knew of this, and betrayed Phelps by revealing his affair with Elsa to the press in order to draw attention away from the LAPD's corrupt Vice department. After being kicked out and divorced by his wife for his adultery, Phelps went to stay with Elsa. As the two spent more time together, Elsa genuinely came to love Cole and felt a sense of joy that helped her overcome her grief for Lou and her drug addiction. Elsa was named beneficiary of Lou's life insurance, and was given a $20,000 payoff. This aroused Cole's suspicion, hence requested her to personally see Jack Kelso to help his investigation.
Arson[]
Elsa visited Jack at California Fire and Life and rejected the settlement. She told Jack that she had reason to believe that Elysian Fields Development was trying to cover up something that was more than an accident, and asked him to investigate. Despite the press coverage of Cole and Elsa's affair, Jack appears to be initially unaware of the connection and the two and flirts briefly with her, with Elsa agreeing to give Jack her phone number (though other than striking up a friendship, there is little to indicate that Elsa was being unfaithful to Cole; Jack, however, was clearly attracted to the singer). Jack's initial findings indicated a conspiracy involving the Suburban Redevelopment Fund and he later relayed them to Elsa around the back of The Blue Room. Elsa was then confronted by Cole due to his indirect relationship with Jack, with Cole in part expressing jealousy. Elsa, in turn, told Cole to be honest and to talk to Jack.
Later, a wounded Jack arrived at Elsa's hotel room and collapsed. After taking Jack to a hospital, she stayed by his side until he awoke. She apologized for not being completely honest, explaining that both she and Cole needed him to get to the truth of Lou's death and the conspiracy. Jack promised to continue his investigation and hoped to meet her again under better circumstances. Elsa's efforts ultimately helped Cole in many ways, providing him comfort and assurance since his disgrace and helped him settle his past with Jack.
Elsa later went to an appointment with Fontaine. She explained her recovery as well as briefly mentioning Cole and Jack, causing Fontaine to worry and stutter on his words. Catching him off-guard, Elsa confronted Fontaine by stating she knew of his involvement with Leland Monroe and that he suggested Lou worked at the housing site; insinuating in a sense Fontaine was responsible for Lou's death. Fontaine then attacked Elsa, viciously knocking her out with a crystal ball and prepared to silence her for good. She was rescued by the intervention of Ira Hogeboom who killed the evil doctor and carried Elsa to safety.
Ira took Elsa to the river tunnels and protected her by fending off Monroe's henchmen. Jack and Cole later arrived to rescue Elsa. The reunion between the three former Marines ended with Jack performing a mercy kill on Ira, who was completely mentally insane. Herschel helped by pulling out both Elsa and Jack safely out of the tunnel, however, they didn't have enough time to rescue Cole, who simply uttered a final goodbye before being killed by a violent torrent of water.
Elsa attended Cole's funeral, during which Roy Earle stated that the rumors about Phelps as lies, causing her to jump up, yelling that he was sullying Cole's memory and walked out in a fit of sorrow and rage. On her way out, Jack tried to stop her, to which she responds "You call yourself his friend".
Personality[]
Elsa is deeply troubled by her past. Her family were killed by Nazis, hence she fled to the United States with her friend, Lou Buchwalter. From escaping Nazi Germany to being detained on Ellis Island for four years, Elsa described her odyssey to America as going through hell. She became addicted to drugs; however, her only consolation was Lou, who was her best friend, and who remained positive and kept up Elsa's spirits.
Despite being a prominent Jazz singer in L.A., Elsa was treated with poor regard due to the fact that she was a woman, German, and a drug addict. Roy Earle is prime example of this, as he often refers to Elsa as "a German junkie whore." She is, however able to respond with equally acid remarks, once calling Earle an "Untersturmführer" (an SS rank which is roughly the same as a 2nd Lieutenant), presumably to expose his pseudo-fascist views in regards to women and foreigners. After Lou's death, Elsa effectively lost her only solace and companionship in her life, driving her further into depression and addiction. Her relationship with Cole ultimately helped her overcome her addiction and her grief for Lou, giving her inner strength to move on with her life. Her relationship and events with Cole gives her the role of a femme fatale mixed with a tragic heroine. She is a desirable woman who has a dangerous romance with the main protagonist, and is comprised from a very tragic and difficult past.
Case Appearances[]
Traffic[]
Homicide[]
Vice[]
Arson[]
Quotes[]
The Fallen Idol[]
- "He was my only real friend, Harlan. We went through it all. Do you realize what he meant to me?"
- "You have no idea. You said it was construction work."
- "Louis, for God's sake, he was my best friend. The only man who ever loved me without putting his hands on me."
- "And why would I want to meet another fascist from the LAPD?"
Manifest Destiny[]
- "Take a break, boys."
- "And this is your idea of making inquires, Untersturmführer?"
- "Will you sit down?"
- "Ask your questions, Herr Officer, we have work to do."
Cole Phelps: "Hopheads appear to get a free pass at this club. You all know about the morphine".
Elsa Lichtmann: "And how do you expect to prove that?"
[Lack of evidence.]
Elsa Lichtmann: "I have a rehearsal to finish. It's time for you to leave."
Cole Phelps: "I don't believe you. You knew these men."
Elsa Lichtmann: "And how would you like to prove that, Detective?"
[Lack of evidence.]
Elsa Lichtmann: "You're out of your depth here, Detective, and you're asking the wrong questions of the wrong people."
A Walk in Elysian Fields[]
- "A letter from Lou. His insurance policy named me beneficiary."
- "The roof that he was working on collapsed."
- "What has that got to do with Lou?"
- "Isn't this police work?"
- "Why would he help, this Kelso?"
- "He is a friend of yours?"
- "Why not be honest with this man, Cole? He deserves your honesty if you want his help."
House of Sticks[]
- "Mr Kelso?"
- "I don't accept the settlement."
- "I don't want the money."
- "I want you to..."
- "Of course not."
- "Lou Buchwalter was a craftsman. I don't believe he would have made a roof that would collapse."
- "How do you know that?"
- "Do you believe everything that you read, Mr Kelso?"
- "I've already told you - I do not want the money. There's something wrong with that house."
- "So now you know my motives, Mr Kelso? And how do you intend to prove that?"
- "If I wanted to dispute the settlement I would have brought along a lawyer. I want to find out what happened to my friend. Surely you understand that."
- "No."
- "We were family friends."
- "I don't like your attitude Mr. Kelso."
- "You really want to know?"
- "We were interned together on Ellis Island. Resident alien Germans whose parents had been killed by Nazis. Do you see the irony in that, Mr Kelso? We spent four years there."
- "He was my friend. Can you prove any different, Mr Kelso?"
- "Reopen the case, Mr Kelso. Save your company a significant amount of money."
- "Exactly what I said. I want that building thoroughly investigated."
- "I believe that money has value. I believe your work defines who you are, and you should be paid relative to the quality of your work."
- "There is a conspiracy surrounding Elysian Fields and the new houses they are building. I believe your insurance company is involved."
- "I've told you what I know, Mr Kelso. What are you going to do about it?"
- "I'm a German, Mr Kelso. We no longer have a government. I am not a Soviet, unless you have some way of proving differently."
- "Mr Kelso, the greatest threat to America is not another way of life, but American naivety as to how other people live their lives."
- "Yes?"
- "Is that usual?"
- "The address is on the letter, Mr Kelso."
- "My friend deserves the truth, Mr Kelso. You can find it."
- "Mr Kelso, I'm sure you have some inquiries to make."
- "You look as if you might have something on your mind, Mr Kelso."
- "If you wish to simply interrogate me for your own enjoyment, Mr Kelso, then I will answer no more questions. Here is my number. Call me when you are prepared to help."
- "Hello?"
- "Yes, Mr Kelso?"
- "Yes, and what have you found?"
- "Meet me at the Blue Room. I work there tonight. I take a break around nine. I'll be waiting at the stage door. We can talk then. Auf Wiedersehen, Mr Kelso."
- "I was doing what you asked."
- "Why do you snarl at me? Your friend came to ask me to accept the insurance money."
- "I think he's a brave man and you have placed him in great danger. You've involved him in something he has no idea of the risk. Can you live with that, Cole?"
- "Forget the past, Cole. He deserves the chance to say no. If he helps you, let it be on his terms."
- "WOAH!"
- "For God's sake, Cole, call an ambulance."
A Polite Invitation[]
- "Not long, Mr Kelso."
- "Please call me Elsa."
- "I'd like to explain..."
- "Cole needs your help, Jack. The police department have frozen him out."
- "I just wanted to apologize for..."
- "He was a carpenter. He built sets for RKO and Warner Bros."
- "That's perfectly understandable, Mr... Jack. I hope we can meet again under less dramatic circumstances."
A Different Kind of War[]
Prologue[]
- "Good morning, Doctor."
- "Thank you, Doctor."
- "I'm sorry, Doctor. I've been feeling much better."
- "It's the new man in my life. He's convinced me to fight my addiction."
- "He can finally see things from a human perspective, rather than the ivory tower he created for himself. It's making him stronger and it's making me stronger helping him."
- "We are both finding we have a lot to live up to."
- "In my case, Lou. He went through hell along with me and still came out smiling. In Cole's case, his friend Jack Kelso."
- "You've heard of him?"
- "Cole and Jack are working on a case together."
- "No, he works for the District Attorney."
- "He's a Special Investigator. I thought you didn't know him."
- "He has been looking into Lou's case. Cole thinks it might be linked to some fires he's investigating. You look pale, Doctor."
- "You arranged for Lou to work at Elysian Fields, Doctor."
- "I don't believe you, Doctor. I've seen you with Monroe at the club."
In-Game[]
- "I've felt better. He saved me from the Doctor."
- "What is he talking about?"
- "For God's sake, Jack! What are you going to do?"
- "Swine. You belittle his memory."
- "Get out of my way, Jack. You call yourself his friend?"
Trivia[]
- Elsa is left-handed, as demonstrated when she writes her telephone number down for Jack Kelso.
- She is the only person to be interviewed by both protagonists.
- Despite Australian actress Erika Heynatz being a singer - she released her first album around the time L.A. Noire was first released - she does not perform Elsa's songs in the game; instead, German singer Claudia Brucken provides those vocals backed by the musical group The Real Tuesday Weld.
- Elsa resides at an apartment building, situated at 6005 West Sunset Boulevard. Her phone number is MI 221.